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spookycapecod:

all i want in life is to go to concerts and have good eyebrows

(Source: dannydevitofan97, via sonicsandsandshoes)

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kafkai:

dilated:

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.

And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me

(Source: dilated, via sherlock-and-john-in-221b)

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"The Evil Queen is a very complex, delicious, fun character to play. I love the joy she feels when threatening/intimidating others — too fun. She’s extremely unapologetic and yet still seeks to grow into a better human being. That is what I love most about her. She is a multi-dimensional character."  -Lana Parrilla

(Source: reginamils, via once-upon-a-horse-and-a-timelord)

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telapathetic:

sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

(via peppercheeni)

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catswithbenefits:

the only point of a middle name is to let you know when you’re in deep shit

(via emotionally-compromised-by-bbc)

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peeta-mybreadboy:

chrispine-trees:

do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

you ask the real questions

(via well-just-sonic-it-sherlock)

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I hope she’s a lesbian.

— Me (about every cute girl ever)

(Source: hero-in-disguise, via h0es-and-rainb0ws)

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zenec:

Early by Martin-Jan van Santen on Flickr.

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girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know
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omg  

s0rrym0m:

I CANNOT BREATHE

s0rrym0m:

I CANNOT BREATHE

(Source: coolest-humans, via cool-calm-and-cumbercollected)

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dagouchi:

おっぱい

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bakrua:

*runs after garbage truck* WAIT!!!!! YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!

(Source: bakrua, via hi)

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modcloth:

Katie Vernon's adorable critter illustrations.  <3

(Source: sosuperawesome, via wilwheaton)

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s.t.